Once upon a time,

freshmen year, I got this bump in my cheek, and Jacob and I looked up all the symptoms for 'Lump in cheek' and one of the things said 'Cancer'. HOLY SHIT, I got so scared, I made my mom bring me to Standford the next day. The doctor tried asking me if I got cuts, infections, anything that'll explain the lump. And then, she asked me if I had a canker sore, and I said yes. And she gladly said, "Phew, for a second I thought I had to tell you you had cancer!" HOLY FUCK, YES!!!!!!!!! Stupid story, cause all I had to say was that I have this tiny ass canker sore. but I think I'm getting another f/cken lump. HAHAHA! Fml.