Rearrange, cause muh' need for change,

EVERYTHING, Literally, I took EVERYTHING, Apart in my room, and rearranged everything a total of FOUR times. And I still went bakc to normal, cause my room is weird shaped and I can't do much with a f/cking big bed cause of my curtains. LOL, Me adn my sister are hellsa funny though. I'm bouta knockout since this sh/t takes HELLA work, and sis left me to 'study'.
SIS: 'So if a midget falls out of a tree, is it funny?'
SIS: 'What if the midget's in a tree in the woods?, Is it funny?'
SIS: 'What if a baby fell off the swings, is it funny?'
Me: 'Is this a dead baby joke?'
SIS: 'Uhh.. Hmm, mhm!'
SIS: 'I AM A ZOMBIEEE.'

She had this terrible idea, she told me to put the bed over her, and that she'll crawl to the side, thinking the bed would move. I asked her why not just tip it? She goes, 'Oh.'