Mom: "The bananas are ripe, you should eat them!"
Me: "Okay, cut me one!"
Mom: "I'm not going to cut you one! *Cracks open banana and throws it"
Me: "EEEEEEEP! Hahahaha, I sounded like a monkey"
Mom: "You are a monkey!"
Me: "Well then you're an ape!"
Mom: " HAHAHA, I'm the mother of a monkey, and if that makes me an ape then I'm an ape!"
The story was funnier in my head.
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